Jess Bruno

Small Biz Babes deserve to celebrate ourselves LOUDLY. 💅🏼 Get tickets here >> https://www.eventbrite.com/e/netwerking-tickets-1339749449669?aff=oddtdtcreator Being your own boss comes with so many highs. We pick our hours, our clients, our Zoom outfits. We get to design our OWN version of freedom. But let’s be real. It can also be soooo lonely. We don’t get the built-in afterwork drinks. The “omg I had the worst meeting” debriefs. The “let’s grab lunch” crew. That’s where Ne’Twerking comes in. This isn’t another dry networking event where the snacks are just sad hummus and you’re forced to share “where you want to be in 5 years time”. It’s a room full of small biz babes who feel like you’ve known them forever. A safe space where we can show up exactly as we are. We’ll dance, connect, and leave with a goodie bag full of treats, a whine in our waist, and a girlhood gang of new biz besties ready to hype us up. What’s Included ✨ Welcome drink (alc or non) on arrival ✨ Live DJ and entertainment ✨ POV Ne’Twerking Challenge (aka: meet all the small biz babes) ✨ Live Twerk Session ✨ £10 food voucher to spend at BoxPark food stalls ✨ Really cute goodie bags with stickies and office supplies (fluffy pens, anyone?) And most importantly. A girlhood gang of small biz babes who just get it. About the Food Your ticket includes a £10 voucher to spend at any of the BoxPark food spots, and trust us, you’ll want to use it. Whether you’re a fries-for-dinner girlie, a dirty burger babe or a vegan queen, BoxPark has something for every craving. Some of the iconic stalls you can choose from: 🍔 Nanny Bill’s – legendary burgers, mac & cheese croquettes and loaded fries 🌯 The Athenian – Greek souvlaki, halloumi fries and pita wraps 🍕 Slice Club – big New York-style pizza slices and garlic knots 🥗 Eat Chay – plant-based Vietnamese bowls, bao and rice dishes 🍜 Rainbo – Japanese gyoza and rice bowls 🌯 Shawarma Shack – stacked wraps packed with Middle Eastern goodness 🍟 Poptata – next-level gourmet loaded fries And loads more depending on what you’re feeling that day. There are plenty of gluten free, veggie and vegan options available too. Everyone’s covered, babe. Food is orderable at 2pm when we all sit and enjoy lunch together, or you’re welcome to take yours home for later. BTW - This Is a Business Write-Off This event is a 100% tax-deductible business expense. Technically, it’s a professional development day. Save your ticket receipt to your accounting software and claim that joy back on your taxes. Here’s what the babes are saying: “Where do I start!? The vibes, the people, the aesthetic, the music! I really loved that it didn't feel awkward or weird (like networking usually does) and I felt very comfortable being myself. I liked that it had a structure to it that was shared at the beginning and the networking was broken up with the twerking workshop and dancing - I especially appreciated this as someone with ADHD because I have a lot of nervous and exciteable energy at these kind of events and find them sensory-wise a bit overwhelming so usually get tired very quickly and have to leave. But because we had dance breaks it served as an active rest and I felt refreshed and energised to keep going” - Rachel W – “Ne'twerking is the best networking event i have been to by a mile (and I've been to alot!) Everyone is just authentically themselves, it's so much fun and the conversations are so inspiring!” - Freya – “I love how easy it is to talk to people and get to know one another despite being complete strangers! The room was filled with people who wanted each other to win and celebrate each other. The vibe was immaculate!” - Sara Meet Your Host Hey, I’m Jess. (@growwithjessbruno on IG) When I first started my business, I got suckered into a “networking” event that turned out to be a multilevel marketing nightmare. They promised me connections, collabs, clients galore. What I got was pressure to bring more people and cough up a four-figure joining fee. It left me feeling like I had to mute my big, colourful self just to fit in. 👀 But what if networking didn’t have to feel beige? 👀👀 What if we could put a little Twerk in Network? That’s exactly why I created Ne’Twerking. A vibrant, joyful space for small biz girls, gays and theys to hype each other up and actually have FUN. Running Order 11:00am – Doors Open + Welcome Drinks 11:30am – Ne’Twerking Games BEGIN! 12:30pm – Live Twerk Session 1:00–2:00pm – Party Time: DJ, dancing, real connections 2:00–3:00pm – Food Time: claim your voucher and eat together at BoxPark Formal running time wraps at 3pm — but you’re welcome to hang out and vibe for longer. FAQs Do I need to bring anything? Just your fine self, maybe some business cards (or a QR code) if you’ve got them. We’ve got the vibes, drinks, food vouchers and all the extras sorted. What’s the dress code? It’s giving main character energy. Wear something you can dance in, but more importantly, something that makes you feel powerful, comfy, and like the best version of yourself. Wanna wear your brand colours? Do it. Statement earrings? Yes please. Tracksuit and lipgloss? Iconic. Is this event right for me? If you run a small biz, a side hustle or something creative… and you wanna meet some really cool people? Then yes. Why do you say “Girls, Gays and Theys”? Ne’Twerking is a space built to be safe and joyful for women, LGBTQIA+ babes, and anyone who’s ever felt like the odd one out in traditional business spaces. Because twerking is part of the fun (and it’s physical, dance-y and personal), we’re intentional about who we invite into the room. You deserve to dance, laugh, and celebrate your body without feeling stared at or judged. If that sounds like your vibe, you’re welcome here. If not, respectfully, this might not be the event for you. What happens when I buy my ticket? You’ll get a confirmation email straight to your inbox (check junk just in case) and you can add a reminder to your calendar too! What’s the refund policy? Tickets are non-refundable unless the event is cancelled. If we sell out, you’re welcome to re-sell or pass your ticket to someone else. Just let us know so we can update the guest list on [email protected]. Tickets 🎟️ £35 – Riding Solo Biz Babe (admits 1) Flying solo never felt so good. This is your classic Ne’Twerking ticket, everything you need for a full day of fun, connection, and main character energy. ✔ Welcome drink (alc or non) ✔ Entry to all games, sessions + dancing ✔ £10 BoxPark food voucher ✔ Goodie bag ✔ Spot in the post-event Small Biz Babe Directory 💕 £55 – Small Biz Mates Rates (admits 2) Coming with your biz bestie? This one’s for you. Perfect for pals, collaborators, or that IG mate you’ve always wanted to meet IRL! ✔ Admits 2 people ✔ 2 welcome drinks ✔ 2 £10 food vouchers ✔ 2 goodie bags ✔ Directory access for both babes ✔ All the same access to the vibes, the dancefloor and the new connections — just together. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ Group Tickets – Team’Twerk Bringing the team? Got a couple of VAs or freelancers you wanna treat? We offer discounted group rates for 3–10 people ✨ Email us at [email protected] to grab your group rate and get the whole crew on the guest list (limited only)